born this way.

mom:	let me see your blog.
me:
me:
me:	throws computer out of window
me:	what blog?

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

Biology Teacher: So the sperm is surrounded with glucose
student: you mean semen is like sugar?
Biology Teacher: yeah basically
me: doesn’t taste like..
Biology Teacher:
me:
student:
Biology Teacher:
me:
student:
me: whoops

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surely i’m too young to feel this bad.

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How I know that I'm not Tumblr Famous:

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Me:	Ask me questions please c:
My followers:	lol no.
Tumblr famous person:	Ask me questions bitches
Their followers:	OMG WHAT TOOTHPASTE DO YOU USE